Taylor
Standing for musicians, outlaws and entertainers, this is the name of Taylor's first employer.
Moe's
Where the boats are rocky, the cats are roaming, and the pool floats are colorful.
Apollo Beach/ Lisa & Rocky's House
Stronger than a drug addiction, this mobile game has had a chokehold on Dad for over a decade.
Words With Friends
The sound a submarine might make based on Imogen Heap's hit, 'The Happy Song'.
Ping Ping
If Maisie had been born on Carley's birthday, Carley might have told her to check this.
Her Watch
This iconic city vehicle is what escorted Taylor home from Disney with soiled pants.
Taxi Cab
A place known for it's green grass, wide open spaces, and things to sniff- at least, if you're Sadie.
Florence Chapel
Prior to his trip to Switzerland, Dad has maintained a love for this European inspired chocolate delicacy. Many have been consumed at his local 7-11.
Swiss Cake Roll
The Portuguese explorer for whom Puddles was given his middle name.
Ferdinand Magellan
Rather than flipping you a bird, Carley would prefer to say...
Taylor might call you this if you claim to love Christmas more than him.
Psycho
A place so lavish and relaxing that you might "kill yourself" for loving it so much.
Chetola
A crisp baked snack; a derogatory term for a white person; an artist that wished us Happy Birthday in Dad's truck
Cracker
You might go _________ on someone if they said something offensive to you. You also might do this to a sandwich if you sat down to the table very hungry.
Ape doo doo
If you would have entered Carley's bedroom circa 2006, you would have seen 6 posters on the wall of this individual.
Hilary Duff
If you hear phrases like or "shame, shame, I know your name" or "suck it Mr. Crabs" at Taylor's house, it's because he's been watching too much of this show.
New Girl
A neighborhood so "bomb" that you might actually get blown up at an engagement party here.
Wilson Ferry
Dad infamously broke our household oven impersonating this eccentric individual.
Coach Wyatt
Beyond the fruit, this term refers to something highly desirable or excellent. You would not be having this kind of day if someone threw out your bacon.
plum
The number of countries Carley has visited outside of the US or the number of legs that a crab has.
10
In Taylor's hit song, 'Who I Was Then', the lyrics reference this Track 10 song title by Relient K.
Who I Am Hates Who I've Been
Famous for its ocean and island panoramas, it is one of the first places in the country to see the sunrise; and we did exactly that in 2024.
Cadillac Mountain
Becoming a master is hard, but Dad accomplished this with ease at this South Carolina college.
Converse College
The most famous and widely consumed "chepit" company worldwide. Jovie approves!
Heinz
Defensive Player of the Year