Ghost👻
Why are ghosts so bad at communicating?👻📱
They ghost you!😶🌫
Why are vampires bad artists?🧛🧑🎨
Because they always want to draw blood🌌🩸
What do zombie pirates eat?
Arrrrms!✋
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?🎃
Squash🫠
Why did the man bungee jump on the first day of autumn?🍁
Because he loved the fall❕
Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party?👻🕺
He had no body to dance with him🧍
Heard about the vampire who was locked up in an asylum?🧛
He went batty🦇
What does a zombie use to work from home?🧟💻
Zoom-bie 💻
Why was Cinderella bad at football?💃⚽
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach🎃
What did the jack-o’-lantern do when pulled over by the police?👮
Spilled its guts🎃
What position does the ghost play in soccer?👻
Ghoul-keeper⚽
What is vampires’ favorite fruit?❤🧛
Neck-tarines 🍊
What is a zombie’s favorite sauce with brains?🧠
Grave-y🥘
What does a carved pumpkin celebrate?🎃
Hollow-een ⭘
Who won the skeleton costume contest?💀
No body🧍
Where does a ghost go on vacation?🏄
Mali-boo👻
What did the child vampire say before going to bed?🧛🛏
Turn on the dark mummy, I’m scared of the light.”⚫
What do you call a roe of zombies approaching?🧟
A dead-line! ⎸
Who helped the mini pumpkin cross the road?🎃
The crossing gourd👮
What do you call a small pepper in the fall?🍁
A little chili🌶
What is in a ghost’s nose?👃👻
Boo-gers
How does Dracula get his torch to turn on?🧛🔦
With bat-teries 🔋
Where do zombies go dancing?🕺
At the monster mash🧟
What did the pumpkin say to its carver?🎃
Cut it out!🔪
What did autumn say to summer?🔆
I’ll fall-ow you anywhere🍁