My Babysitters a WHAT!?
Letter the 13th
Spirit Halloween Prices
GooseBumps There's an Ointment for That
Pumpkin Spice
200
4 Stars - They loved helping my toddler learn to count but for some reason they wouldn’t prepare his favorite, I know garlic bread isn’t normally a toddlers favorite but my sweet baby just adores it.
Vampire
200
Coffee makes me jittery so I’m glad I can get my pumpkin spice latte this way
Decaffeinated
200
Skeledog Pet Costume
24.99
200
Night Burn
Night of the Living Dummy
200
This chickpea based product was enjoyed as early as the 13th century except without the pumpkin spice.
Hummus
400
2 Stars - They care more about chasing the cats than watching my kids.
Werewolf
400
If the Nightmare at 20,000 Feet was leaving the country he would be this type of traveler
International
400
Skeleton Turtle
4.99
400
Chicken Pox
Chicken Chicken
400
Smell like a man, or pumpkin I guess
Old Spice Deodorant
600
1 Star - They left my house an absolute mess. There was dirt and weird bugs all over the place. They also stole all the toilet paper. I won't be letting this nimrod watch my precious daughter ever again.
Mummy
600
I swear I saw a ghost. I know I took some acid but, I’m telling you it wasn’t a
Hallucination
600
Freddy Fazbear
499.99
600
Blood Fluke Infection
Monster Blood
600
I wonder if they liked this in Hawaii they usually eat millions of cans a year
SPAM
800
3 Stars - They were great with the kids, but my kids follow a strict diet and she just ignored it. She only fed my kids candy, so when I got home my boys were wired and didn’t get to bed until 3 am. She did clean the oven which was appreciated, but I need a baby sitter who respects my wishes for my children's diet.
Witch
800
An overused word in art and in mascot horror.
Juxtaposition
800
Toddler Mike Wazowski Costume
42.99
800
Familial Cold Autoinflammatory Syndrome
The Curse of Camp Cold Lake
800
Did you throw away a whole pumpkin pie?
Trash Bags
1000
5 Stars - My girls loved chatting to him about horses and he made us a pumpkin pie. He is a sweet man but very forgetful. He gets so sleepy he forgets where his own bed is
The Headless Horseman
1000
Jigsaw is an advocate of this because he needs a ramp for his tricycle.
Accessibility
1000
Holy Hottie Nun Dress Costume
49.99
1000
Harvest Fever
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
1000
Bro who can’t flush those
Dude Wipes