😂 Category 1: Spooky Jokes & Riddles
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
He had no body to go with
This pale count from Transylvania drinks blood and is afraid of garlic.
Dracula
You’re wearing a white sheet with two eye holes cut out. Boo! What are you?
A ghost
Complete the famous Halloween phrase: “Trick or ___!”
Treat
These flying mammals sleep hanging upside down and use echolocation to find food.
Bats
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
Many people use this name for the green monster with bolts in his neck, but it’s actually the name of the scientist who created him.
Frankenstein
You’re wearing a pointy black hat and carrying a broomstick and a bubbling cauldron. What are you?
A witch
This fruity, chewy candy’s slogan is “Taste the Rainbow”.
Skittles
Spiders are not insects. They have this many legs.
8
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music
In legend, a person turns into this howling creature when the full moon rises.
Werewolf
You’re wrapped from head to toe in bandages (or toilet paper!) and you’re from ancient Egypt. What are you?
A mummy
Chocolate is made from the beans of this tree.
Cacao tree
Pumpkins are about 90% this liquid.
Water
I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old, and I give a jack-o’-lantern its glow. What am I?
A candle
In Greek mythology, this snake-haired monster could turn people to stone with a single look.
Medusa
You’re wearing a red-and-blue suit with a web pattern, and you shoot webs from your wrists. Who are you?
Spider-Man
This colourful chocolate candy’s slogan is “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.”
M&M’s
A fully grown human skeleton has about this many bones.
206
On Halloween night, the more of me there is, the less you can see. What am I?
Darkness
In Scandinavian legend, this giant tentacled sea monster is said to pull whole ships beneath the waves.
The Kraken
You’re a big green ogre who loves his swamp and travels with a very chatty donkey. Who are you?
Shrek
These candy crystals crackle and pop on your tongue because of tiny bubbles of this gas trapped inside.
Carbon dioxide (Pop Rocks)
Sam collects 12 sweets from each of 15 houses, then gives away one third of them. How many sweets does Sam have left?
120