Skeletons
What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store?
Spare ribs
Why didn't the mummy answer the phone?
He was all tied up
Why don’t vampires have a lot of friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
What do you call two witches who live together?
Broomates
Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
Lake Erie
Why couldn't the skeleton laugh?
Because he lost his funny bone
What type of food do mummies like?
Chicken wraps
How did the vampire marathon end?
Neck and neck.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
What does a ghost keep in his stable?
Nightmares
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music
Why do vampires always seem sick?
They’re always coffin
Why was the Witch’s broom late?
It over-swept.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
You can see right through them
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance with.
Why don’t mummies have time for fun?
They are too wrapped up in their work.
What kind of boat does a vampire travel in?
A blood vessel.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch
Why was the ghost crying?
? He wanted his mummy.
Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
They don’t have the guts
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What happens to a vampire in the snow?
Frost bite
How does a witch style her hair?
With scare-spray
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
? Ice scream