Halloween Movie Haikus
With seven o'clock,
12 hours of fear starts here,
"Anything goes" starts.
What is The Purge?
When you walk under, that's your first blunder.
What is a ladder?
The holiday stolen that prompted the movie's events.
What is Christmas?
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, they're altogether ooky.
Who are the Addams Family? *snap snap*
Channel the dawg within.
What is Howl?
The Losers are here,
This clown is not here for laughs,
Hide the children close.
What is the movie IT?
When it crosses your path, your luck is now bad.
What is a black cat?
The beautiful insides of Oogie Boogie.
What are bugs?
Run, if you can. Hide, you can try. Though he walks slowly, you still will die.
Who is Michael Myers?
Probably shouldn't go in there when you here this sound.
What is a scream?
Warren's stop the fear,
There's demons that hold them dear,
Bathsheba is near.
What is the Conjuring?
This number's unlucky, this day ends the week. Put them together, it gives me the creeps.
What is Friday the 13th?
The misnomer given to our beloved Kris Kringle.
Who is Sandy Claws?
He haunts your dreams, but you die in real life. With long sharp claws that give you fright.
Who is Freddy Krueger?
You'll need WD-40 to silence this hinge.
What is a creaky door?
There's found footage here,
This demon waits for it's turn,
The cameras see all.
What is Paranormal Activity?
I've been catching so much flack, since this broke 7 years back.
What is a broken mirror?
The perfect ingredient used to poison Sally's dad.
What is Deadly Nightshade?
A call to your phone, so you better run. Now inside your home, and there's more than one.
Who is Ghostface? (Scream)
The emos love to accessorize their pants.
What are chains?
Winter wonderland,
Should unblock the writer's mind,
Here he comes on time.
What is the Shining?
Walking is fine, just stay off the line.
What is step on a crack, break your mother's back?
Name all 3 Boogie Boys
Who are Lock, Shock and Barrel?
Crawl through the tunnel, hold onto the key. Get rid of the doll, cuz that's how she sees.
Who is Coraline?
I hear someone in the hall, but I live alone.
What are footsteps?