Skeletons
Why don't skeletons go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with!
What do ghosts give out for Halloween treats?
Booberries!
What is a vampire's least favorite meal?
A steak!
What do witches race on?
A Vrooooooom stick!
What candy is always late for the party?
Choco-LATE!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?
At the ghost-ery store.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine!
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch!
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice scream!
What do skeletons order at restaurants?
Spare Ribs!
What type of pants to ghosts wear?
Boo jeans
How do you tell if a vampire has a cold?
He starts coffin!
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese
Why was the candy corn booed off stage?
His jokes were too corny!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
You tickle his funny bone!
How do you know when a ghosts is sad?
He starts boo-hooing!
How do you tell if a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat!
What is the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones!
What is a little ghost's favorite game?
Hide and shriek!
What can a vampire catch in the winter?
Frost bite!
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare-spray!
What do you call a train loaded with gum?
A chew-chew train!