miscellaneous riddles/jokes
Who did the little monster want when he was scared?
his mummy
they eat their bones
Who sings the Song Thriller?
Micheal Jackson
What is a ghosts favorite game to play with babies?
peek-a-boo
Where did the vampire go to cash his check?
The Blood Bank
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
wrap music
What do you call a skeleton that won't get out of bed?
lazy bones
Finish the lyrics from "This is Halloween": "This is Halloween, this is Halloween. _____ scream in the dead of night."
Pumpkins
I am a room in your house where you watch TV and have fun, but I am the one room where ghosts will never come. What am I?
the living room
Why are vampires like false teeth?
they both come out at night
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
because they taste funny
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
tickle it's funny bone
What song do these lyrics come from: "If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call?"
Ghost Busters
Where do ghosts go to buy stamps and send letters?
the ghost office
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
a blood hound
Why don't mummy's have friends?
because they're too wrapped up in themselves
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A Skelevision
Finish the lyrics from "Monster Mash": "I was working in the ____ late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight."
Lab
Why aren't ghosts very good liars?
because you can see right through them
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
to stop his coffin
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
a hot dog
Why didn't the skeleton go to the prom?
she had no body to dance with
The song “This Is Halloween” is featured in which movie?
The Nightmare Before Christmas
What kind of rocks to ghosts collect?
tombstones
they had bad blood