HALLOWEEN RIDDLE #1
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
The web is the trick and you are the treat.
Where does a werewolf-like to hide?
In your claws-it.
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
BOO-BERRIES!
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
To day scare!
Why didn't the Mummy have any friends?
He was too wrapped up in himself.
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Because he turns into a bat every night.
What jack has a head but nobody?
Jack-o-lantern.
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Rhythm and boos.
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
A cold spell.
Which part of a road do Ghosts love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Trombone.
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
"How do you boo?"
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
He was allergic to nuts.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Ice Scream.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you are a mouse.
What kind of makeup is a ghost's favorite to wear?
Mas-scare-a.
You're in a room and there is a ghost in the room, but you're the only one in the room. How is this possible?
You're the ghost.
Why did Snap, Crackle, and Pop get scared?
They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones.
What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
Wrap.
Why did the vampire take an art class?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
What do you call an out-of-work Ghost?
Lazy Bones.