Halloween Puns
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO!
Drowning, lake, summer camp
Jason
The country Halloween originated?
Ireland
Which is heavier: a pound of candy corn or a pound of pumpkins?
They weigh the same, a pound is a pound!
How do spiders communicate over long distances?
the Web (internet)
Dreams, knives on hand, Ohio
Freddy Kreuger
What is the day after Halloween, or the 1st of November?
All Saint’s Day
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and once a year, I make heavy pumpkins light. What am I?
Candle
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
High School, Friends, Mystery, Black Cloak
Ghostface
Halloween is the second busiest holiday after which one?
Christmas
I have a body, arms, legs and a head, but I’m heartless and have no guts. What am I?
Skeleton
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
Doll, Alive, Overalls
Chucky
What the Halloween colors, black and orange, signify
Orange signifies harvest, black signifies death
People are scared of me. When you have more of me, you will see less. What am I?
Darkness
Why wouldn't the ghost dance at the party?
He had no-body to dance with.
Silent, White Mask, Iconic, Psychiatric Ward
Michael Myers
Is a pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable?
A pumpkin is a fruit.
It is in the same category as a cucumber.
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
Coffin