Serially?!
The victorian era murderer stalked Londons Whitechapel district, proving that dating in the 1880's was somehow worse than Tinder
Jack the Ripper
Bloody Mary but with much better branding
Beetlejuice
This smelly kitchen ingredient supposedly keeps vampires at bay. It also keeps anyone from kissing you.
Garlic
They might be in London
Werewolves
This animal is famously associated with witches and bad luck, despite spending 18 hours a day sleeping and judging you
Black Cat
This charming serial killer used a fake injury and a Volkswagen Beetle to lure victims. Somehow, the Beetle wasn't the biggest red flag.
Ted Bundy
The average speed of this killer is only 3 to 4 mph, meaning his worst victims are those who know how to run
Michael Meyers
Before pumpkins became Americas seasonal decoration, Irish people carved jack o lanterns from this root vegetable.
Turnip
This creature would likely be prescribed vitamin D by their doctor
Vampire
The Uber for witches
Brooms
The Zodiac Killer
In this 1973 horror classic, a possessed girl spins her head and vomits. Similar to the hangover symptoms we may all have tomorrow.
The exorcist
Canada
This creature often gets credit for being the first to survive multiple medical transplanations
Frankenstein
This Massachusetts town held infamous witch trials in 1692 proving Neighborhood drama existed long before Nextdoor
Salem
This serial killer performed as Pogo the clown jumping around from victim to victim. Turns out the clown costume wasn't the only thing terrifying about childrens parties.
This 1991 thriller features Hannibal Lecter, a psychiatrist with unusual dinner preferences and zero Yelp Reviews
Silence of the Lambs
Halloween has roots in this ancient Celtic festival, when the boundary between the living and dead was believed to become thin.
Samhain
This tall lenky creature may have been the to try out Ozempic
Slenderman
According to folklore, witches often make their version of jungle juice in this cooking apparatus?
Cauldron
This Wisconsin murdered inspired elements of Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Silence of the Lambs.
Ed Gein
Victims only died in this 1996 film as a result of answering the phone. Something no one today would ever have to worry about.
Scream
Objectively the worst Halloween candy to exist and modeled after one of the midwests top food exports
Candy Corn
He's just misunderstood because he might be under a lot of pressure
Cthulhu
In the 1993 movie hocus pocus, this is the surname of the three witch sisters who terrorize salem
Sanderson