Fill in the Blank
WWHD? (What would hannah do?)
Men are dogs! ___________
I KNOW THATS RIGHT
Thanks to Hannah's dad she's prediabetic as he often lives by WHAT STATEMENT?!
There's no such thing as too much cheese and chocolate never expires
My mom was not allowed to give me haircuts after the age of 4. Why?
She kept giving me fuckass bowlcuts
There are 2 tattoos in honor of Hannah's travels. What are they?
Orange and candle!
My fav color is pink
yes obviously
WWHD? "No, I can't hang out tn, I'm busy" _________
Julie was sent to live with my grandma for a few years. What does my family believe she brought back with her?
A demon!!!
When did Hannah get her first kiss? (DOUBLE PTS FOR HIS NAME)
Freshman year, Frankie Navarro
Flash is HOW OLD?!
11
Hannah has witnessed an exorcism
yes I have #juliesreturn
(Literally anything minorly inconveniencing happens)
____________
So what if I just kill myself ??
Hannah was double bounced on the trampoline and lost her front tooth. Which sibling was the victim of my tooth?
Julie! It got stuck in her kneeeeee
Hannah had a photo op with a B list actor when she was 11. Who was it??
Cory Monteith! RIP
What school do I currently teach at?
Hawking 2 bruh
Hannah broke her thumb in elementary school
FALSE
(Something is unlikely to happen but pls god!!)
fingers crooooossed!!
Hannah had an accident that caused her brother to faint. What was the accident??
Cut open my thumb and bled in his mouth LMAO
Hannah and Zoey used to go to church together and hit on 2 boys in youth ministry. They played our HS for what sport?
Basketball!
What drink triggered Hannah's 22nd bday blackout??
sangria smh
Hannah's blacked out 5 times total in her life
FALSE! 3 times lmao
TOP 3 Hannah faces (repeat offenders only!!!)
yall alr know
Hannah and Olivia were playing cops on their bikes. After repeatedly giving Olivia speeding tix, what did she do?
Rammed the bike into my cooch bruh
Hannah had a Teen Girl magazine hanging above her bed when she was 9. She fully convinced herself this man would be her husband. Who was it!
Taylor Lautner as Jacob OBVS
What does Hannah drink to "take the edge off"?
Rootbeer
Hannah was banned from basketball in 5th grade.
yeahhhh I bit someone