Before & After
Star of The Room, and one half of She & Him.
Who is Tommy Wiseauy Deschanel?
Latte, Shot of Hazelnut, Shot of Caramel, hold the bitter.
Who is Jenny?
Mourning boyfriend does a jigsaw puzzle with prostitute body parts
What is Frankenhooker?
Oh no… Maureen’s on my subcommittee!
Who is Anthony?
U.S. Citizen Cream or Fruit-filled Baked Pastry Dish
What is American Pie?
Gator QB whose name is great to shout, maybe even at this North Carolina/Mid-atlantic Fried Chicken Chain
Who is Tebojangles?
Bowl of soup, Extra dill
Who is Krys Kaniasty?
Ugly creatures emerge, torture town resembling 1980s Indiana, PA
What is Gremlins?
Oh no… my shirt isn’t funny!
Who is Bill?
The Decibel-Free State of Young Sheep
What is The Silence of the Lambs?
The other movie w/ Mitford Webster, which didn’t include reference to this Rum & Pineapple Sour Homebrew
What is Gas Pump Girls w/ Low Self-Esteem?
Chicken nuggets, no dipping sauce, Fries, no ketchup, no melted cheese in sight
Who is Cruz Caban?
Guy finds person who hit his daddy, convinces him to teach him how to hit other people, hits British guy who’s about to go to prison anyway
What is Creed?
Oh no… I’m a lamb and organized this department retreat!
Who is Todd?
Powerful Enterprise Vinyl Albums
What is Empire Records?
Leprechaun movie w/ Ice-T. No scenes occur on this Indiana bike pathway.
What is Leprechaun in Da Hoodlebug?
Burger, Medium Well to Well, Extra Pickles, Dressed Like a Hot Mess
Who is Camille?
Ratboy poisons soup of Ratboy Makers to prevent them from making future Ratboys.
What is Witches?
Oh no… we have students at moderate or high risk!
Who is Pearl?
Vacant Area Fruit Preserves
What is Space Jam?
A show you (didn’t really) mistake for Mad Men, and the brain Igor thought he had grabbed for Dr. Frankenstein.
What is Downton Abbey Normal?
Sandwich to go, in a plastic bag, in the pocket
Who is Mary?
Beloved series ruins legacy with aliens
What is Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
Oh no… this schmooze is casual!
Who is Krys (will also accept Pearl)?
Female Sibling Unit of a Theater Performance
What is Sister Act?