Top 5 Mommy Catchphrases
1. "It is what it is"
2. "Food is good"
3. "I'm behind the 8 ball"
4. "Hello, Dr. Weichselbaum's office"
5. "I don't work on Friday's"
Which city was Mommy was born in
Peabody, Massachusetts
What did Daddy buy Mommy every Friday night?
Candy!
What are Daddy's "favorite" three pre-shabbos jobs?
1. Polishing the silver
2. Peeling/Grating the potatoes
3. Grilling the meat
Daddy's pidyon haben was before what?
His bris!
Top 5 Movies and TV Shows
1. Fox News
2. Borat or The Dictator
3. Pride and Prejudice
4. Ben Shapiro
5. The Nanny
How much did Daddy weigh when he was born?
Only 5 pounds!
How many years did Mommy and Daddy date for?
2 years
What has Mommy won at work for 273 months in a row?
Employee of the month
Who are Mommy and Daddy's favorite couple friends?
1. Marc and Karen
2. David and Karen
3. Richie and Rochelle
4. Brenda and Eliyahu
5. Michael and Michelle Schwartz
Top 5 Favorite Mommy Foods
1. Popcorn
2. Mondelbread
3. A perfect temperature tea
4. Blueberry pancakes
5. End piece of potato kugel
Who is Daddy's favorite female singer?
Sheryl Crow
What does Mommy say Daddy would have to do if they broke up when they were dating?
Move off the block!
During what dental procedure does Mommy help Daddy?
Crown preparation
What did Mommy do when Daddy yelled the house is on fire?
She went back to sleep
Top 5 Favorite Daddy Foods
1. Chocolate Malt Milkshake
2. Greek Omelette
3. Coffee with mocha
4. Pizza with green olives
5. Pilaf Rice
Who is Mommy's favorite male singer?
Andre Bochelie
What color gowns did the bridesmaids wear at Mommy and Daddy's wedding?
Light Blue
Name three things Daddy is amazing at doing? (Jewish related)
1. Leining
2. Blowing the shofar
3. Singing shir hamalos
In another life, where would Daddy love to live?
In Eretz Yisroel on a Kibutz!
Top 5 before shabbos phone calls
1. Grandpa
2. Abie
3. Chanie
4. Their favorite children
5. The office line for emergencies
Who was Daddy's celebrity crush back in the day?
Nicole Kidman (before she got old)
1. Where was Mommy and Daddy's wedding?
2. Where did they go on their honeymoon
1.The Sands
2. Bermuda
Name the ONLY thing Mommy isn't amazing at?
Singing/remembering lyrics
Where is Daddy's favorite place to go?
The ZOO!