Family
Christmas Movie Quotes
Disney/Pixar Movie Quotes
Movie quotes
Dad Puns
100

What are Fred's top 3 favorite colors? 

What is Gold, Blue, Red?

100

"You can't make someone believe, Chippey. All you could do is be there. The rest is up to them. Christmas is what we carry in our hearts."

What is Elf on a Shelf?

100

"Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten"

What is Lilo and Stitch

100

"Do, or do not. There is no "try" "

What is Star Wars

100

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese

200

What is Maddie's favorite Disney character?

Who is Jesse?

200

"SANTA!! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING!!! I KNOW HIM!"

What is Elf?

200

"Do you want to build a snowman?"

What is Frozen?

200

"We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled"

What is Harry Potter?

200

Why can't a leopard hide?

Because he will always be spotted

300

What is Maddie's favorite sport to watch?

What is football?

300

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal"

What is Home Alone?

300

"To Infinity and Beyond!"

What is Toy Story?

300

"I'm Sorry, Earth is Closed Today"

What is Avengers: Infinity War

300

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together 

400

What are Fred's top 3 favorite foods?

What is Spaghetti, Chicken, Pizza?

400

"Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?"

What is The Nightmare before Christmas?

400

"You so totally rock, Squirt! So gimme some fin. Noggin."

What is Finding Nemo? 

400

"Why does the bird wear a tiny hat? I made it for the tiger, but the bird keeps taking it"

What is KPOP Demon Hunters

400

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

They'd crack each other up

500

What is Rachel's favorite relaxing hobby?

Reading

500

"It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags."

What is How the Grinch Stole Christmas?

500

"Flash, Flash, hundred yard dash!"

What is Zootopia?

500

"Farm boy. Fetch me that pitcher."

What is the Princess Bride

500

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent

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