Food
What was the first food ever invented?
Bog Butter
(Take the L!)
From what movie does the song "India Waale" come from?
Happy New Year!
What is the name of the tallest grass on Earth?
Bamboo!
(L, u cudn't have answered this!)
In a Christmas Carol, how many ghosts visit Scrooge?
Four!
I add 5 to 9 and get 2. The answer is correct, so what am I?
A clock! When it is 9 a.m., adding 5 hours would make it 2 p.m.
(L bozo!)
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When is becomes apparent!
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤩
Does daddy like F3 or Dj tillu more?
DJ Tillu!
(he lit talks abt that movie all the time!)
What is the study of mushrooms called?
Mycology!
😎
Iambic pentameter is a type of metric line used in English verse, most famously by William Shakespeare. While "iambic" describes the unstressed/stressed pattern of each two-syllable "foot," the word "pentameter" indicates that there are how many feet within a given line?
Five!
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chicago!
😛
(dumbo read everything!)
How long does the invention of chai date back to?
5,000 years ago!
(The person who invented chai was probably as obsessed as daddy!)
😏
Daddy's team got 300 points for free!
Thank you for giving him points for his birthday. You are a kind person!
😅😅😅😅😅😅🤣😆😆😆😆😆😆
(heheheheheheh)
What is the largest desert in the world?
Antarctica!
(It's not sahara!)
Jules Verne’s fictional submarine the Nautilus is captained by which character?
Captain Nemo
If a zookeeper had 100 pairs of animals in her zoo, and two pairs of babies are born for each one of the original animals, then (sadly) 23 animals don’t survive, how many animals do you have left in total?
977 animals (100 x 2 = 200; 200 + 800 = 1000; 1000 – 23 = 977)
(U need paper for this! hereouteoruh)
Does daddy like chai or biryani?
He likes all types of chai, but he doesn't like all types of biryani!
hehehehehehehehe
LOSER!
From what movie does "Kaala Chasma" come from?
Chennai Express!
(hahahahahhaiewrouwetidbdf)
What is the only rock that floats?
Pumice!
Oliver Twist was the second novel published by which English author?
Charles Dickens!
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine!
(You thought u cud answer this question! hehehe)
What was the first dessert invented?
The custard
(Trick question!)
🙃
Where is the main center of production of Hindi movies?
Mumbai
(L)
Which freezes faster? Hot water or cold water?
Hot water freezes faster due to the Mpemba effect!
Daddy's team gets a free 500 points, bc it's his bday!
Yaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!!oiretoieurgihdfjghdkfjhg
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers!
(Trick Question!)