the birthday girl
the harry potter house zaina was sorted into
a fictional person known as the final boss of the woke competition
who is the solo polyamorous hijabi amputee?
the film at the center of blake lively and justin baldoni's ongoing fued, based off the colleen hoover novel of the same name
what is It Ends With Us?
the incident which caused Drakes Degrassi character, Jimmy Brooks, to become paralyzed and wheelchair bound?
what is a shooting?
the subway station where a serial puncher sparked widespread fear among new yorkers
what is west 4th?
the mononymous pizza restaurant where a picture of zaina and sahana hangs on the wall
what is Joes?
the alter ego who emerged from an unfortunate photo of Demi Lovato
who is poot?
the talk show host that Bad Bunny recently had a secret performance with, surprising subway riders at 50th St. Station
who is jimmy fallon?
The formerly bald child actress who Drake was friends with, which subsequently caused netizens to accuse him of being a pedophile
fill in the blanks of this viral statement made by NYC's sanitation commissioner:
"the _____ are absolutely going to hate this announcement. But the _____ don’t run this city, we do.”
what are rats?
the desert plant that zaina infamously and tragically fell on in 2021, becoming her biggest adversary
what is a cactus?
the state of lily rose depp's jacket when a fan ran into her and complained of her bad attitude
what is a trench coat buttoned to the TOP?
the rihanna song tom holland famously performed on Lip Sync Battle, which netizens claim is the moment Zendaya first fell in love with him
what is Umbrella?
the restaurant where drakes girl always fights with him, even though he loves to go there
a community of people who live in NY's underground tunnels, occupying abandoned subway, railroad, sewage, and heating tunnels
who are the mole people
the part of zaina's body that got stuck in a rutgers bus door, landing her on the college meme page
what is her foot?
a series of YouTube videos featuring animated toilets with talking heads trying to take over the world
what is skibidi toilet
The celebrity at the center of a look-alike competition that Zaina attended last year, who is half Pakistani and has a daughter with Gigi Hadid
who is Zayn Malik?
the mother of drakes son Adonis, whose career has spanned adult film, wealth management, and art
who is Sophie Brussaux?
the syllabic abbreviation where TriBeCa gets it name
what is "triangle below canal"?
the fedora-wearing, blue animated animal zaina was formerly obsessed with, also known as “Agent P”
who is perry the platypus?
the title of a highly publicized YouTube video posted by beauty influencer Tati Westbrook, where she publicly ended her friendship with fellow beauty YouTuber James Charles
what is Bye Sister?
The European country that Azealia Banks has beef with, started after she mocked their great potato famine
what is Ireland?
the name of drakes now-defunct toronto restaurant, derived from the city's unique Jamaican patois
what is Frings?
the hotel where Luigi fatally shot and killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
what is the New York Hilton Midtown?