dad-isms
Dad spends a lot of time at this academy.
What is PSD?
Dad had a lot of adventures with this person he never talks about.
What is his friend from middle school?
Dad enjoys listening to this rerecording of a classic Tracy Chapman tune while driving on the open road.
What is "Fast Car" by Luke Combs?
This is Mom's middle name.
What is Faith?
This is Dad's vacation destination of choice.
What is Hawaii?
Dad avoids this craft material at all costs.
What is glitter?
Dad was always running San Fransisco around with these relatives.
What is his cousins?
Dad loves this sentimental tune sung by Bette Midler in the film Beaches.
What is "Wind Beneath My Wings"?
This is the day that Dad "got hitched" with Mom.
What is July 26th, 2003?
This crime drama is Dad's TV guilty pleasure.
What is Law and Order?
This is Dad's foolproof advice when it comes to hot food.
What is "Eat it right away"?
Dad witnessed a man press his cheeks to the window of this cookie shop while working at his first job.
What is Mrs. Fields?
Dad rediscovered this jam when a TikTok man drank some cranberry juice to it.
What is "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac?
This is the day that Colton was born on.
What is July 19th, 2012?
Dad fell asleep at this child's birth.
What is Kayla?
This is Dad's advice in any situation.
What is "Very carefully"?
Dad loves telling us about the time he dissecting a human torso while at what school?
What is the University of California, Davis?
Dad discovered this country trio when he attended a concert with Mom.
What is The Chicks?
These are the names of Kayla's friends.
What is Keira and Danielle?
Dad can't help his amusement watching grown Russian men do this.
What is slap each other?
Kayla is always roasting Dad on this feature of his.
What is everything?
Dad's car suffered a dent when he had a run-in with this force outside of a San Fransisco McDonald's.
What is SWAT?
Dad does many, many things with this YouTube group on in the background.
What is the Hindley Street Country Club?
These are the two foods that CJ is allergic to.
What is walnuts and pecans?
Dad's bachelor party was orchestrated by these two people.
What is Lance and Derrick?