Dad Jokes
Why do melons have weddings?
They cantaloupe
Another word for lightning bugs
Buggling lights
The day in the month Father’s Day is celebrated each year
The third Sunday of June
The father of the United States
George Washington
This king of the rock had a son named Simba
Mufasa
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut
The amount of siblings Chuck has
10
Which US president signed Father’s Day into law?
Richard Nixon
The country Gandhi is known to be the father of
India
This famous father has twins named Luke and Leia
Darth Vader
Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they’re extinct
Chuck’s drunk alter ego
Martini Chuck
The official flower of Father’s Day
A rose
This member of the royal family is the father of George, Charlotte, and Louis
Prince William
He says “For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.”
Zeus
What is the worst day for eggs?
Fry-day
What Chuck will ask you if you sit halfway onto a seat
“Do you know why God gave you two cheeks?”
The state that held the first Father’s Day back in 1910
Washington
This canadian prime minister has a father who also served as prime minister
Justin Trudeau
The father to a rare child named Grogu
The Mandolorian
I had a quiet game of tennis today
There was no racket
The first line of Soul Sister by Train (Chuck’s Version)
“Her lipstick stinks”
In Germany, this is what Father’s Day is known as
Men’s Day
The father of Jaden, Willow, and Trey
Will Smith
This dad goes on a journey with a llama in an attempt to convince the emperor to save his home
Pacha