Famous Fathers
Biggest plot twist in cinema history? Luke is in denial about this man's paternal reveal.
Who is Darth Vader
What does an underwater newspaper report on?
The short version of Allan's middle name is also Allan's Father's name
What is Bill
This colour is widely appreciated, especially my Allan who considers this his favourite colour
What is (Idk, whatever dad says it is)
All of Dad's children are old now. By the end of 2026, how old will each child be?
What is 24, 27, and 29
This father was murdered by his brother while trying to save his son, leaving his son to be raised by 2 idiots, a meerkat and a warthog.
Who is Mufasa
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Because they are extinct
Close to Mom and Dad's age when they had kids, this is how old Grandpa was when Dad was born
What is 33
Known as the strongest tendon in the human body, Allan tore this in an exuberant game of badminton
What is the achilles tendon
(or calcaneal tendon)
In a series of unfortunate events, this child kicked the last bowl of yogurt directly out of Dad's hand
Who is Jalyna
This aquatic dad teamed up with a mentally disabled friend to search for his son.
Who is Merlin from Finding Nemo
Can a frog jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump
Grandpa has had many jobs, one in which he schemed with Wallace Brandt
What is a potato farmer
This child could be referred to as Dad's Favourite
He doesn't have one obviously!
...
Who is Ryan
"Don't touch anything in the office without asking" is a rule that was specifically made for this child
Who is Tianna
(dad did not tell me this, I'm just assuming)
Great guy, but kinda sad that he had to name his child "Not Loved"..
Who is Hosea
Two windmills were sitting on a hill. One asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other replies:
I've always been a heavy metal fan
This orange beauty is the first tractor that Grandpa got for the farm
What is the Allis
This is what Jalyna used to tell people when asked what her Dad did for a living
What is he has 2 full time jobs
Known as the Father of the Nation, this man led a nonviolent independence movement said to inspire millions
Who is Mahatma Gandhi
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything
"Why can't I have a normal child?" says Grandpa's mother, who had this many children
What is 6
Abram (dead at age 7)
Bennie (had muscular dystrophy)
Elsie and Grandpa (the twins)
Doreen (died before 1st Birthday)
Eileen (probably the most normal one)
What was Dad doing during 9/11?
Working (not shocking) and watched the second plane hit the tower on tv with mom