Greatest Hits
After taking a shower at the beach dad came out of the changing area wearing this surprising clothing item
What are mom's capri pants?
Dad uses this redundant word at the end of "eat, drink, sleep ____"
What is rest?
Dad adds a surprising amount of this dairy product to his "world famous" omelette and it begins to curdle
What is Milk?
While Meg was in Scotland, Dad waited in line to get a book signed by this Vanderpump Rules star
Who is Stassi?
On a trip to New Jersey one year, Meg and Dad snuck out to the boardwalk, took some sunset pics, and took a selfie in front of this classic establishment
What is The Sawmill?
One father's day, one daughter with a past riddled with go cart crashes and poor driving skills drove this vehicle into a pond and dad pulled it out with his bare hands
What is a golf cart?
Dad uses this phrase to tell you to stay aware of your surroundings
What is "wide eyes"?
Meg and Dad would settle into the couch after school in the winters with a fresh bag of this Tostito's product
What are Scoops?
Out of all the Real Housewives Franchises, this one is our favorite
What is New Jersey?
Dad, Meg, and this special guest went on a scavenger hunt in the snow and had the best time ever causing mayhem at every turn!
Who is Morgan Geoffroy?
When Katie and Meg went through the old Tahanto yearbook they found mentioning of a high school "rumble" in this town
This term of endearment proves difficult for dad's boston accent but it's cute either way
What is "sweetest heart"?
Dad appreciates the occassional fast food meal from this red headed establishment
What is Wendy's?
This tv channel is the home of most of the classic reality shows that we watch
What is Bravo?
Dad, Meg, and Emm believed something sketchy was going on at this mattress store
What is Sleepy's?
These two things are the subjects of Dad's 4 word sad stories he recently posed on facebook
What are flat feet and fried clams?
Sometimes meg and dad don't communicate with words but rather with this sound
What is whistling?
The holy trinity of beverages in dad's breakfast routine
What are tea, milk, and grape juice?
One time while meg and dad were watching real housewives, they saw the headlights of moms car pull in and in an attempt to change the channel to the news, meg accidentally did this
What is tripped and propelled herself through the dining room?
Dad and Meg pitched this copper currency into the light fixtures at Aunt Jo's place
What are pennies?
Dad's enterprising abilities stem from selling this fruit on the side of the road
What are blackberries?
Show and tell. Just a game I play when I wanna say
No matter what day it is, what's going on in the world, you can depend on dad eating this food for at least one meal a day
Dad is convinced he will be landscaping for this Kardashian whose boyfriend plays on the Celtics
Who is Khloe?
This one wasn't so fun but it definitely was one to remember: Meg and Dad got hit by a car of this color
What is bright orange?