Stoopid Jokes
OASIS ACADEMY
The Points
The Rewards
Music
100

What did 50 cent do when he was hungry?

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100

This unit attends school during the third rotation.

What is the yellow unit?

100

The amount of points given for every ten minutes of time-on-task.

What is 1 point?

100

This cart is provided, usually on Mondays, as a reward for work completed the previous week.

What is store?

100

This artist/producer put out songs named "The Real Slim Shady" and "Lose Yourself."

Who is Eminem?

200

What did the chupacabras name their tattoo shop?

Monsters Ink

200

The names of all the staff in the Oasis Academy.

Ms Sandy, Ms Denise, Mr. Robert and Dr. Mike

200

The maximum amount of time that can be logged in on the computers in one school session.

90 minutes.

200

The maximum amount of points that can be used for Store every week.

What is 200 points?

200

This artist was shot nine times and survived to put out big hits like "In Da Club" and "21 questions."

Who is 50 Cent?

300

Why did the lawyer break into a freestyle rap in front of the judge?

Because he wanted to represent.

300

A Specific Reward purchased for 500 points.

What is a portrait/drawing from Dr. Mike?

300

The amount of points given for scoring 100% on a lesson.

What is 10 points?

300

The amount of points given for scoring an 80% on a lesson.

What is 3 points?

300

This artist/producer started with a group called NWA and helped launch the careers of artists such as Eminem, Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent.

Who is Dr. Dre?

400

Please finish the following stoopid joke...." I wrote a song about a tortilla, but .................................

It ended up being a wrap.

400

The amount of extra points given for completing 15 lessons in a class.

What is 20 points?

400

The amount of points earned for completing a class.

What is 100 points?

400

The maximum amount of points given for taking notes in your journal every day.

What is 5 points?

400

This new artist, born October 20, 1999. His real name is Kentrell DeSean Gauldon. He released an album called "Until Death Call My Name" in 2018.

Who is NBA Youngboy?

500

Please finish the stoopid joke...

My Grandmother sent her hearing aid in for repairs three weeks ago. _________________________.

She hasn't heard anything since.

500

The amount of credits earned for completing the following classes

Algebra 1A/1B, US History A/B, Life Management, Earth Science A/B and English 1A/1B.

What is 4.5 credits?

500

The most amount of points ever earned in one week in Mr. Robert's class.

What is 511 points?
500

The award given for showing excellence in the classroom over a period of time lasting normally four weeks.

What is Student of the Month?

500

This rapper whose real name is Taurus Tremani Bartlett, released hits by the name of "Through Da Storm" and "Finer Things."

Who is Polo G?

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