Christmas
What's white, red, and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
If Santa's five elves take five minutes to make five dolls, then how long do you think 100 elves will need to make 100 dolls?
Five minutes
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Which one of Santa's reindeers can be seen on Valentine's Day?
Cupid
What kind of egg can you drink?
Eggnog
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
Where do Santa and the elves go for a swim?
The North Pool
Where do snowmen go to dance?
The snowball
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Dasher
What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?
Frosted flakes
What did the cow get for Christmas?
A COWculator
What kind of pictures do elves take?
Elfies
What's Santa's favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jolly
What is a reindeer's favorite instrument?
Horns
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Cookie sheets!
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
Which elf was the best singer?
ELFis Presley
How do Christmas trees keep their breath fresh?
Answer: They suck on an orna-mint.
Where do the reindeer go for Christmas dinner?
To their aunt-ler's house.
What's Santa's favorite candy?
Jolly Ranchers!
This is a Christmas carol that has no sound or music. What is it?
"Silent Night"
What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet!
What did Santa need when he sprained his ankle?
A candy cane
What do you call a disrespectful reindeer?
Rude-olph
Why didn't the stocking want to eat Christmas dinner?
He was stuffed!