Jokes
If there were 11 elves and another joined them, what would he be?
The twelf.
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”
Buddy, "Elf"
How many reindeer are there?
*Bonus if you can name them
There are 9 reindeer in total.
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph.
“You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card.”
Buddy, "Elf"
Name that movie
"Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. If I can't find something nice to wear I'm not going."
The Grinch
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph!
“You’ll shoot your eye out kid!”
Ralphie, "A Christmas Story"
True or False?
Santa has always worn red.
False! Santa Claus initially wore clothes that were in green, purple, or blue. For many years, this was the common theme for the jolly old man at the North Pole. However, Coca Cola decided to dress him up in colors that matched their brand, and that stuck. So this is why he is always in red clothes now!
“You’re skipping Christmas! Isn’t that against the law?”
Christmas with the Kranks
Joke: What does an elf study in school?
The elfabet
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!
“You can mess with a lot of things. But you can’t mess with kids on Christmas.”
Kevin McCallister, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"
The Christmas wreath is a symbol of what?
Love and eternal life.
“Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.”
Clark Griswold, "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation"
Joke: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A Pineapple
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
25 — there’s noel.
“I want my house to be seen from space.”
Buddy Hall, "Deck the Halls"
It takes about how long to grow the average Christmas tree?
It takes about 15 years to grow the average Christmas tree.
“I believe, I believe, it’s silly, but I believe.”
Miracle on 34th Street
In North America, reindeer are known by this name, which is also a brand of coffee.
Caribou
What did Mrs. Claus say when Santa asked about the weather?
“It looks like rain, dear.”
“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”
The Nightmare Before Christmas
What state was the first state in the US to have recognized Christmas as an official holiday?
Alabama! In the year of 1836.
Extra fact: Oklahoma was the last recognizing Christmas as a holiday in the year 1907.
“I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”
A Charlie Brown Christmas
How many reindeer are featured in the poem “Twas the Night Before Christmas?”
Eight (no Rudolph!)