Finish the Set
The mother, the doctor
The baby
Luke wrote at length about his distaste for BreakShot, a branded game of this particular type
What is Pinball?
Luke has had a number of aliases on National Bullshit, name two.
Who is Big Hubble, Guillaume, L$, Sniffmeister, the Grouch, etc.
On January 1st, 2026, this children’s picture book entered the public domain.
What is the Little Engine That Could?
Luke celebrated this many holidays on the tenth of January.
What is One?
Luke wrote the March 20th caption to the tune of this song.
What is Earth by Lil Dicky?
Creep by TLC, Where is the Love? by Black Eyed Peas, You Don’t Mess Around with Jim by Jim Croce, Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes, Shake It Off by Taylor Swift
What is Creep by Radiohead?
Luke said of this confectionary; it’s “meager in your mouth” and “dryer than the Gobi”
What is Big League Chew?
Luke’s customized kite is made in the image of this man.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
Bjorn Nielsen utilized this method to convince Palle Hardrup to attempt a 1951 bank robbery, which resulted in the murder of two men
What is hypnosis?
Luke watched this many movies on Global Movie Day.
What is 12?
It took Luke until this date to write his first caption.
What is January 3rd?
The Criterion Channel, Jacobin Magazine, an illustration
What are Contact Lenses?
Upon tasting his own beard hair, Luke admitted it still tasted better than this flavor he’d tried just before
What is Pickle?
This red scoundrel killed Blue Jeans’ brother. He ought to be killed, but he won’t.
Who is Sock McGraw?
What is Eomma?
Luke counted this many stretch marks across his torso.
What is Five?
Luke wrote the I Heart Horror Day caption as if it were a description for a horror film, and gave Case this scary alias.
What is the Spooker?
Ludger, Jubblies, Puddles, Container
Luke despised doing this day the most
What is Just Do It Day?
Luke celebrated Juanita and Carmella for this holiday.
What is Spunky Old Broads Day?
Half of the songs off of Lesley Gore’s debut album featured this word in their title.
What is Cry?
Luke surveyed this amount of women for International Women’s Day.
What is 32? (30 also acceptable)
Luke used this three word phrase to describe Peter’s celebration of Whipped Cream Day.
What is Peter breathed cream?
Case’s temerity, Peter’s discretion, Keegan’s discipline
What are Joe’s magnificent orbs?
Name either Luke’s lowest ranking streaming service or his lowest ranking Billy.
What is Peacock or Billy Eichner?
Captain Kirk recently became the third TV character that Luke impersonated, following these two, each from the first week of NBS.
Who are Tony Soprano and Mr. Bean?
There are this many amendments in the constitution, a fact that might have saved Joe and Luke.
What is 27?
Luke measured his foot and found it to be this number of milliliters exactly.
What is 1000?
According to his caption, Luke joined this club on Cow Milked While Flying an Airplane Day.
What is the Milk High Day?