Mom's Say
All kids want to go to this popular restaurant but black mothers always deter/discourage them with this response
What is "You got MAC-DONALDS money??"
What animal delivers the largest baby?
What is " Blue whales"
(these newborns are the size of a small car!)
Who is a "little" person that your mom is not?
What is "little friends"
When black children are caught singing songs word-for-word that they've heard on the radio, black mothers usually say:
What is "If you knew your schoolwork like you knew those songs, you'd be getting good grades"
Aside from cards and flowers, what’s another popular gift?
What is "Jewelry"
Finish the line:
If you can 'Huh', you can_______
What is "hear"
children often have selective hearing and/or ignore their black mothers when they are calling them. Black moms will often scream this:
What is " I know you heard me calling you"
What is the average age women are first becoming mothers?
What is "26 years old"
What's a business that you need to stay out of?
What is "Grown Folk"
Black children often make the grave mistake of raising their voices at their grandma, to which she responds:
What is "who you think you' raising your voice at??!"
How many mother’s live in the U.S?
What is "85 million"
What is a task that if you forget, you might get in trouble when your mom gets home.
What is "Take the meat out of the freezer"
Black children do not like to wear coats during the winter. Black grandmothers will often say:
What is "You better put a coat on before you catch your death"
If a stay-at-home mom’s position was paid, how much would they make?
What is "$184,820"
According to Salary.com, and in comparison to other jobs and the work expected of moms
Finish the line:
People in H*LL want____
What is "ice water"