Space jokes!!!
How do astronauts organize a party?
They planet!
Larry, Redd, Mia, Manfred, Jack, Miles, Phoenix
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
My mom turned into a BEAR
Brave
Cruelty to animals, attempted murder, dognapping, reckless driving, conspiracy, accessory to war and hate crimes, aiding and abetting, assisting murder, treason.
Cruella Deville
What do you call an alien with three 👁️👁️👁️
An aliiien!
Morty, Chuck, Jasmine, Whitney, Clair, Pryce, Falkner, Bugsy
Pokémon Gold/Silver/HG/SS
Brother Bear
Piracy, attempted murder, attempted child murder, theft, kidnapping, child abuse, murder, assault and battery, accessory to war and hate crimes, aiding and abetting, assisting murder, treason.
Captain Hook
Why did the star have a gun?
It's a shooting star!
Wrinkly, Kiddy, Cranky, Tiny, Funky, Swanky, Lanky, Chunky, Donkey
Donkey Kong Country/64
Man... This woman sure is HOT, maybe if I kill her boyfriend she'll go out with me
Beauty and the Beast
Cruelty to animals, catnapping, trespassing, fraud, attempted murder, grand theft, assault and battery, aiding and abetting, accessory to war and hate crimes, treason.
Edgar (from The Aristocats)
Why did the moon orbit the earth?
To get to the other side!
Myrtle, Neil, Rachel, Hyde, Gala, Freya
Coffee Talk
Man... this baby sure is UGLY
The hunchback of the Notre Dam
Usurpation, attempted murder, treason, conning, incrimination, animal cruelty, aiding and abetting, accessory to war and hate crimes, air rage, assisting murder.
Yzma
Why can't the dog star take a joke?
It was too Sirius!
(Sirius, the dog star, is moving closer to Earth at a rate of nine miles per
second. This means someday we could be in Sirius trouble.)
Mizuki, Kaname, Iris, Ota, Boss, So, Pewter
AI: The Somnium files
Man I'M DEAD
Soul
Attempted mass murder, attempted mass enslavement, torture, malefic, treason, corruption, conspiracy, abuse of power, psychological abuse, assault, kidnapping, brainwashing, slander, stalking, terrorism, incrimination, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy to commit plagiarism, blackmail, extortion, incitement to riot, exploitation, coercion, criminal wizardry, airspace violation, communicating threats, public endangerment, invasion, crimes against humanity, war and hate crimes, vandalism, breaking and entering, home invasion, mass murder (excluding child murder), false accusations of parental negligence, aiding and abetting, mutilation, murder, destruction of property, arson, genocide, warmongering, oppression, mayhem, burglary, child abandonment, mass kidnapping, attempted kidnapping, child abuse, embezzlement, sabotage, IAAPA violations, tyranny, racial discrimination, usurpation, attempted partial omnicide (excluding Disney), attempted world domination, attempted universal domination.
King Magnifico (from Wish LMAO)