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This little critter made headlines for being cute from the Khao Kheow Open Zoo
Moo Deng
This crazy person and business mogul once tweeted, "I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners"
Kanye West
This strappy fashion is famously worn by Luigi and his brother, Mario
Overalls
USA
He famously plays the acoustic guitar, She famously has teardrops on hers
James Taylor Swift
This artist became the most Grammy-nominated in history in 2024 with their record breaking 99th nomination
Beyoncé
Known for it's brownstone apartments, this is the New York City neighborhood where I most like to hook up with men
Upper West Side
The sexiest Luigi I've ever seen, this man is currently awaiting trial for the murder of a healthcare CEO
Luigi Mangione
This sport made it's Olympic debut in Paris featuring athletes like Jeffro and 671
Breakdancing
She done already had herses and He had a death sentence, both with cult followings
RuPaul Charles Manson
Not to be confused with disgraced lawyer and idiot "Guiliani", JoolieAnnie made this pair of adjectives popular in her workplace guideline recommendation on Tik Tok.
Demure and Mindful
A bit overpriced, white women might shop here for a home makeover
West Elm
In the Nintendo Universe, this is Luigi's occupation
Plumber
The fifth most decorated Olympian in history, this American athlete added two more golds to her record at the 2024 Paris Olympics
Katie Ledecky
Cinnamon, Nutmeg, and Thyme all describe these ladies of the Billboard charts
Ice Spice Girls
This athlete, who also has a PhD in contemporary music, rose to fame looking like a kangaroo
Rachael "Raygunn" Gunn
The urban area where Will Smith’s character was born and raised in a famed 90's sitcom
West Philadelphia
In this Nintendo video game, players navigate Luigi through a haunted house
This French Polynesian island hosted the surfing events in 2024
Tahiti
An almost stepmother to twins and An actress hoping that the drama "ends with" her
Meredith Blake Lively
This bear killer was the last buffoon to drop out of the US presidential race in 2024
RFK Jr.
A contronym, this New Jersey City sits along the Hudson River
West New York
This Ivy League school is where vigilante heartthrob Luigi Mangione received both Bachelor's and Master's of Science in Engineering degrees
University of Pennsylvania
Despite ranking 5th overall at the 2024 Olympics, host nation France had the only podium sweep, perhaps appropriately, occurring in this sport
Cycling (Men's MBX Race event)
What I might have to become post inauguration and A recently retired game show host
ExPat Sajak