Hard
What kind of coat is always wet when you put in on?
A coat of paint
What do you call a three humped camel?
Pregnant
I'm light as a feather, but not even the strongest person can hold me for more than 6 minutes. What am I?
Your breath
What tastes better than it smells?
A tongue
Remove the S and you have IX which is 9 in roman numerals.
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride
What breaks and never falls, and what fall and never breaks?
Day breaks and night falls
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
I have branches but no leaves, no trunk and no fruit. What am I?
A bank
What has a tail and a head, but no body?
A coin
What makes you, young?
The letters ng.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?
Just one after that it's not empty anymore
What always ends everything?
The letter G
What word becomes smaller when you add 2 letters to it?
Small
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do it?
He is bald
I never was but always will be. No one ever saw me but everyone knows I exist. What am I?
Tomorrow
What comes once in a minute twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
A man was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Who am I?
A minister. He was born in front of his father, his mother died giving birth, and because he is a minister, he married his sister and her husband.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?
A shoe