That Didn’t Happen
This person led a D&D campaign to victory as a shambling-mound.
Who is Rob Schrab?
Some people want to drink and be merry. Not Jeff, he would rather do this at a bar?
What is read a book?
This rapper is known for fucking mamas in the north and the south, in the butt and in the mouth.
Who is Dan Harmon?
This message from Dan was a play on words on the recipients name, but they were not amused.
Who is Kumail Nanjiani?
This Harmontown superfan was know for storming the stage uninvited. Dan would later blocked him on twitter.
Who is Adam Goldberg?
The final endeavor of a campaign was this highly successful business.
What is a Potato Farm?
A t-shirt and jeans? Jeff prefers This because they make the start of his day much simpler.
What is a Suit?
This rapper is known for his somewhat disingenuous Ha-Ha, as noted by DM Spencer Crittenden.
Who is Will Smith?
A back and forth between this neighbor required a well respected arborist to confirm the worst.
Who is Beth Bootzen?
This Harmontown regular may have been a fan, but they sure didn’t sound like it when things got too quiet.
Who is the Cricket?
This NPC was an eager and willing participant to the players campaign while in search of their Gem.
Who is Patchins?
This moment could have been avoided had Jeff been more attuned with his dreams.
What is 9/11?
This delightful man comes out in the day AND the night. And despite what you may have heard, he isn’t a bad guy!
Who is the Monster Man?
This family again had an exchange of words with Dan, however this time, it was this person who was wronged by Dan’s super fans stealing a banner in the dead of night.
Who is Timor Bootzen?
This divisive fan was seen with his feet on the stage and was often aloof with his responses.
Who is Anitoli?
This cool character would slice you in half with his nano-whip, but don‘t let him fool you! He’s as competent at shadow running as his is at rapping.
Who is Jim Nightblade?
What is the King and I?
This rapper was known for his tired rhymes and lazy posture.
Who is the Sit-Down Rapper?
This person often texts Dan to hang out or kind thoughts, but is often ignored or rebuked.
Who is Rob Schrab?
This Harmonian worked with liquid glass to create an homage to the classic red party cup. Unfortunately, Jeff would later destroy his by accident.
Who is Earthshine Jane?
This character’s name was inspired by a permanent writing utensil sitting on a table.
Who is Sharpie Buttsalot?
This event was ruined when someone forgot to write Jeff’s name on the list, resulting in shredded money being thrown in their face.
What is karaoke?
This MC was in favor of reigning in the American legal system. Or was he?
Who is MC Gun Control?
This text exchange with Dan’s father led to a heartwarming renewal in their relationship. Unfortunately, Dan had forgotten he had changed this persons name to “Dad”.
Who is Heath Cullens?
This mythical person was born from a goddess and whose cries became a message of positivity.
Who is Dave Klein?