When you are about to give a moving church testimony but need everyone to know who is really running the show, you start with "First, giving honor to God..." and wrap it up with this classic shoutout.
What is "who is the head of my life"?
This is the universal visual signal that a clean load of clothes has officially been abandoned and accepted as bedroom furniture.
What is The Laundry Chair (or The Laundry Pile)?
After completely changing her life around, this loyal follower was the first to get the drop on the breaking news from the empty tomb on Easter morning, making her the original social media influencer.
Who is Mary Magdalene?
Name this iconic Waiting to Exhale wife who delivers a fiery, unforgettable response to her cheating husband by burning his car and clothes.
Who is Bernadine Harris?
Brides love to stop at "something borrowed, something blue," completely ignoring the final line of the rhyme that forces them to walk down the aisle with foot pain caused by this.
What is "with a silver sixpence in her shoe"?
It’s the dreaded, daily recurring question that couples ask each other every evening, usually resulting in "I don't care, you decide."
What is "What's for dinner?"
She had the ultimate FOMO during an emergency city evacuation, but she let intrusive thoughts win, looked back at the drama against strict orders, and became a permanent warning to everyone to watch their hypertension.
Who is Lot’s wife?
Name this iconic 90s TV husband and police officer from Family Matters whose life is plagued by his next-door neighbor.
Who is Carl Winslow?
Name this devoted, sweet schoolteacher wife of Harper Stewart who faces a devastating health battle during a chaotic Christmas reunion in The Best Man Holiday.
Who is Mia Sullivan?
Talk about mixed signals from Mother Nature! The old rhyme goes, "Happy is the bride that the sun shines on..." but takes a wildly depressing turn at the end to bless this rain-soaked scenario.
What is "blessed is the dead that the rain rains on"?
This is the stealthy, tactical act of grabbing packages off the front porch before your spouse gets home to avoid any side-eye.
What is Hiding the Amazon boxes?
This worship leader and political activist co-led a massive national exodus, led a viral victory dance by the sea, and later got benched with a temporary skin condition after criticizing management.
Who is Miriam?
Name this star wide receiver from The Game who is married to medical student Melanie Barnett.
Name this mistreated, sweet-natured wife from Why Did I Get Married? who undergoes a massive transformation and finds true love with a state trooper named Troy.
Who is Sheila?
Before kids had actual drama to gossip about, they used this brutal three-step schoolyard prophecy to predict your entire future relationship milestones ending in this vehicle. First comes love,
What is "then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage"?
"This tactical morning maneuver is normally an award-winning performance, so your partner is forced to handle the crying kid, barking dog, or early alarm."
What is Fake Sleeping?
This iconic duo of sisters basically co-founded a whole nation, even though the older sister totally gatecrashed the wedding and catfished the groom into marrying her first, then forcing him to pull a double shift, of 14 years, for the sister swap he actually wanted.
Who are Leah and Rachel?
Teri's husband who complains about not being supported, takes money out of their joint checking account without asking, and has a dream of making it big in the music industry.
Who is Miles?
Name Craig’s hilarious, strict mom and Willie Jones’s wife in Friday, who is always making breakfast or telling her husband to get a job.
Who is Mrs. Joann Jones?
We all use the first half of this phrase to tell nosy people to back off, conveniently leaving out the part where the feline actually gets resurrected by this. Curiosity killed the cat,
What is "but satisfaction brought it back"?
The exhausting, modern adult trap of overspending on home decor, cars, or vacations just to maintain the appearance of matching your friends' or neighbors' lifestyle.
What is Keeping up with the Joneses?
This undercover operative harbored intelligence agents on her roof behind a stash of crops and secured total immunity for her family before the local municipality collapsed.
Who is Rahab?
In Love & Basketball, Monica Wright transitions from a childhood neighbor to a fierce competitor and eventually becomes the wife of this fellow basketball star.
Who is Quincy McCall?
Name this dulcet-toned choir mistress and gorgeous pastor's wife who catches the eye of a handsome, visiting angel named Dudley in a classic 1996 holiday film
Who is Julia Biggs?