How many siblings do I have? Bonus 100 points for names.
5, Casey, Rose, Alice, Grace, Freddy
What position did I play in baseball?
Pitcher.
On my face, you can't easily replace.
Instantly makes my day better.
A kiss from the wifey.
Have I every ran from the cops?
Nope
What are my parents' names?
Mary and Michael
How many half marathons have I run?
3.5
White or black socks
black
They're fluffy, praised by Ancient Egyptians, and make me laugh when they do stupid things.
Cats.
Am I a pyro?
Yup, love fireworks.
How far apart are me and my siblings?
On our honeymoon, did we walk <5 miles/day, >5 to 10 miles/day, or >10 miles/day?
>10 miles/day, easy. Sometimes up to 15
Truth or dare.
Dare.
At St. Mike's, how much did my GPA increase since I started dating Lauren? >0.25, >0.5 or > 1.0?
>1.0
What is one of the bands I listened to during my teenage indie phase?
The Flaming Lips, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys all acceptable
How many houses have I lived in?
3 houses, Farsta Ct, Clavel Terrace, Providence Ct.
What weird thing can I do with my body?
I can dislocate my right pinky toe with a big snap.
My biggest fear you cannot hear.
Failure.
Is the corn you eat, the most popular corn?
Nope, the corn you eat is a mutant. The most popular corn is feed corn and is not sweet. It's given to animals as feed.
Which instrument did I play in high school?
Saxophone
I have a cousin who worked as a Secret Service agent for Condoleeza Rice. What is his name?
Brian Cooke.
Which famous baseball legend did I meet? Hint: It was in Baltimore.
Cal Ripken Jr.
My grandfather left this special drink for the Postman/woman every day.
Yoohoo.
Is the drooping leaf corn mutant even real life?
Yep, it is totally real life and legit has the droopiest leaves.
How did I learn to read?
By playing Pokemon with my friends in 1st grade.