Dad Jokes
When is a door not a door?
When its ajar
Who's birth do we celebrate in December?
Jesus
Our 1st male schnauzer's name
Regis
She graduated from UNC Chapel Hill
Bethany
What does Mack call his Hartley Grandfather
Pa Pa
What are the 3 kinds of math teachers?
Those who can count and those who can't.
What year did Mom and Dad get married?
1989
Who broke Noah's arm?
JG
She hates Mushrooms
Sydney
What is Mack's favorite movie?
Cars
How much did Captain Hook pay for his ear rings?
A buck an ear.
What is the Quadratic formula?
x = -b+-Sqrt bsquared - 4ac over 2a
Which boy loved the Rhino?
Seth
Where were Piper's ancesters from?
Havana Cuba
Name Maw Maw's 1st Grandchild
J.R.
How did Superman's girlfriend do on her math test?
She got the Lois grade.
How long is Dad's boat?
21.5'
Which Hartley Male has had the most fractures and how many?
Caleb - 7
Where was Mom born?
Newport News, Va.
Which side is Valerie's dimple on
Right
What do baby parabolas drink?
Quadratic formula
What was Paw Paw Hartley's middle name?
Leo
What year did Dad graduate form High school?
1975
What kind of car did Maw Maw drive? Make and model.
Cadillac Eldorado
Name the Hurricane that was going on when Valerie was born?
Debby