Characters
This is the main character from the first volume of the series.
Paul Matthews
This is the opening song of Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
High School is Killing Me
This actress primarily played Emma Perkins, Linda Monroe, and Ruth Fleming.
Lauren Lopez
“If I can finally be cool, I will know that I’m not a loser.” (This is specifically the lyrics and not just the motif.)
Cool as I think, Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Dirty Dudes Must Die, etc. from Nerdy Prudes Must Die
This is Hatchetfield's rival city.
Clivesdale
This character appears dead in the first scene of Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
Richie Lipschitz
This is Lex's duet with Ethan in Black Friday.
CaliforM.I.A.
This actor wrote the music and lyrics for the Hatchetfield series.
Jeff Blim
"I'm gonna kick your head."
Bill Woodward, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
This is what Ted calls the barista from Beanie's.
Latte Hottay
This character was mentioned several times before, but first appeared as a major character in Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Nightmare Time 2.
Grace Chasity
These songs (one reprising the other) end both acts of Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Dirty Dudes Must Die
This is the youngest actress to be in a Starkid musical.
Kendall Nicole Yakshe in Black Friday (born 2005)
"This is Hatchetfield. People go missing every day!"
Grace Chasity in Bury the Bully, Nerdy Prudes Must Die
This is where Hatchetfield is.
Michigan, U.S., specifically in Lake Michigan
This character has been played by four different actors (as of summer 2025) throughout the entire Hatchetfield series.
Professor Henry Hidgens or Peter Spankoffski/Hot Chocolate Boy
These are Hannah Foster's songs.
What if Tomorrow Comes (Black Friday), The Witch in the Web (Nightmare Time)
This is the other actress that played Hannah Foster.
Lauren Lopez
This is the family that borrowed Ruth's tap shoes in Just for Once.
The Johnsons
This Nightmare Time episode used actors' real names when referring to their characters.
S1 EP1, PT2: Watcher World
This is what Colonel Schaffer calls Emma at the end of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals.
Kelly
This song is the longest song in Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
The Summoning (but Just for Once also counts if you include the monologue)
This actress was supposed to play Lex Foster in Black Friday.
Mariah Rose Faith Casillas
"So, is that a crime?"
Ziggs, Hatchet Town (Proshot only), Nerdy Prudes Must Die
Angela forgot this prop so often that the ticket woman had to ask her every time if she had it.
The gun from Black Friday