things u shouldnt put in ur mouth
actors
drinks
dad jokes
who said that
100

"oh by the way dont eat the ____"

yellow snow 

100

funky golf swing

adam sandler

100
moo

milk

100
*waiter grabs empty plate

I hated it!

100

luke, I am your father

darth vador

200

crunchy? maybe..prickly?

cactus

200

kylie jenners bae

timothe chalamet

200

for a bartender that has bad breath

rumple

200

What do you call fake spaghetti?

an impasta

200

maybe your best course would be to tread lightly

walter white

300

you'll be pooping sparkles for weeks

glitter

300

wolf boy

taylor lautner

300

makes your clothes fall off

tequila

300

I used to hate facial hair...

then it grew on me

300

KEEP MY WIFES NAME OUT YO FUCKING MOUTH

will smith

400

sorry can't hear you, digesting bluetooth

airpods

400

opposite of alive hottub

ryan reynolds

400

comes from yellow fruit

lemonade

400

what do you call cheese that isn't yous?

nacho cheese

400
I'm a pop god

kanye west

500

some might call this an addiction

pills that aren't prescribed to you

500

voiceover king

morgan freeman

500

one hydrogen two oxygens

water

500

im hungry

hi hungry im dad

500

TWENTY NINEEE

schmit from new girl

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