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Future Hawkin
Category 5
100

Hawkin's favorite color

red

100

Hawkin took two bottles out of the trash and said this.

beer

100

Hawkin's first movie-theatre movie

Wreck-it Ralph

100

Hawkin will be this type of scientist when he's old.

Computer

100

Hawkin's mariokart character

Yoshi

200

Hawkin's favorite hard drug

Meth

200

When stoned out of his mind during belly button surgery, hawkin saw two of this disney villian.

Captain Hooks

200

Hawkin thinks this word is both racist and hilarious

monkey

200

Hawkin will marry___.

Lennon, or a man

200

Maddie and Hawkin enjoyed this show particularly over Covid.

Community

300

Hawkin's favorite movie

The Terminator

300

Hawkin left Maddie for some good old fashioned Disney temperature control while Maddie was sopping wet, stuck in the rain, and hiding in this British contraption. 

Phonebooth

300

"geez thanks for the lift"

"call the front desk if you need anything!"

"i got one"

300

Hawkin died after he was tragically struck by this vehicle.

Truck

300

Hawkin's football number

13

400

Hawkin's favorite food

fish sticks

400

This was Hawkin's favorite match to make.

the brazilian

400

If there is a 'hell yes' and 'heavens no', what is in the middle?

Purghaps (purgatory maybe)

400

Hawkin will successfully attend this college.

Stanford

400

Hawkin chickened out of this horror movie and i will never let him live it down

It

500

Hawkin's favorite musical

Chicago

500

Hawkin expressed his love of patriotism up north by saying this.

Don't be laundry, be freedom!

500

Hawkin was often the winner of this very distinct award at Upward football.

Christlike

500

Hawkin will be arrested for this atrocious crime.

Preaching a sermon in 2020 even though he wasn't a legally ordained minister in wisconsin

500

Hawkin is only capable of slam-dunking this character.

Elmo

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