Mom and dad
The university where our parents met and Mom worked as a TA.
What is UGA?
A food we enjoy catching.
What are burgers?
Nicknames for Valerie:
What is Vubby Bear, Valley, Balley, Valve Train, Sweet Squirrel, squirrelly whirrelly, Valvey, etc.
Homer Simpson likes these three things
[his] beer cold, [his] TV loud, and [his] homosexuals flaming.
The number of days in a summer vacation
What is 104?
Where did dad work before he retired?
What is NASA?
Heard at a funeral, a painful body part to injure
What is MAH TOW?
The event that brings us together today
Mawwiage
Inherited from Grandma
Feet
The person with the best music taste and most correct opinions
Who is Aliza?
This musical group, named after Jesus's profession, was huge in the 1970s. Also one of Mom's favorites.
Who are the Carpenters?
Shrimp dishes and cooking methods
Shrimp stew, shrimp salad, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, shrimp kebab, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fry, deep fry, stir fry. (RIP Bubba)
This family member was born the day the Prince of darkness shuffled off his mortal coil
Who is Rachael?
The name of an individual who is apathetic towards his community
Larry who doesn't vote
The bestest dog in the world
Who is obi?
Name of a musical, state where dad almost went to law school
Where is Oklahoma?
An 11 year old question that results in laughter every time.
How old is your 11 year-old daughter?
If you don't like this condiment, you're not a real Hayes
What is bbq sauce?
The only Jane Austen adaptation movie Rachael and I agree on
What is Persuasion?
Color of the cat from early edition
What is orange?
Mom's senior quote
What is "Today is the first day of the rest of your life." --Charles Dederich
A misheard Imagine dragons lyric and a popular Valentine's day candy.
What is Fun dip?
Chad's best accent
What is Indian?
Help me obi-Juan.
you're my only hope
Best dessert ever
What is ice cream?