One of Hazel's biggest inspirations for her surrealist art is this longstanding fear.
What is getting a haircut?
This fairly new phrase in her lingo follows many of Hazel's comments to indicate a playful intention. (must be said with the correct inflection to receive points)
What is "be hooonest"?
hazels friends are annoyed at her for not doing this thing in a timely manner.
What is finishing her jeopardy board?
No TV character makes Hazel as angry as this character quoted as saying "so I'll give you a birthday kiss".
Who is Tristan Dugray?
(that line is very creepy in context)
Hazel has fully choreographed moves to this song on her "Night Mirror Dance" playlist.
What is Va Va Voom - Nicki Minaj ?
This artwork did not receive the accolades at Scholastic that Hazel had hoped it would, making her doubt calling it her most successful piece.
What is "Time for a Trim"?
Hazel loves to talk about her trip to this country where she got extremely sick, was offered alcohol by strangers, and saw some incredible wildlife.
What is the Dominican Republic?
What is jumping?
The incorrect removal of a yellowed layer of this makes Hazel rant about bad art restoration videos.
What is varnish?
Many people are confused and appalled when they hear the range of activities Hazel uses this favorite small tool for.
What is an exacto-knife?
This artist is Hazel's biggest inspiration for portraiture.
Who is Kehinde Wiley?
This singer from the UK was Hazel's first celebrity crush.
Who is Zayn Malik?
Most of her family gives Hazel disapproving looks when she adds extravagant amounts of this spice to her food.
What is cinnamon?
In a mix of anger and sadness, Hazel cried in front of her dance teachers because she was not allowed to do this.
What is bow at the end of the dance show in a non-major class? (variations of the correct response will still count)
Hazel's dream car, a VW Bug, would have a specific color combination so that she would look like she was sitting in this.
What is an apple?
This Prismacolor colored pencil is a staple in Hazel's colored pencil drawings, essential for shadows on skin.
What is Clay Rose?
Montero Lamar Hill is the real name of the rapper for this song, which was Hazel's favorite for much of sophomore and junior year.
"Out on my own, I'm floating in an ocean-less sea
Could I be wrong? Was everybody right about me?"
What is TALES OF DOMINICA - Lil Nas X?
Hazel (somewhat) accidentally shouted this expletive while on the trampoline in fourth grade.
What is f**k? :)
This is Hazel's initial answer to what her biggest pet peeve is.
What is YouTubers pointing out background noise in their videos?
Hazel has a collection of around 14 of these vintage toys that some consider creepy.
What are Madame Alexander Dolls?
(The Irish one is one of my favorites)
This anger-fueled early artwork by Hazel was drawn in red and was displayed on the wall of their apartment.
What is "No Dad"? (or a variation of this)
"Break Out!" is Hazel's most-loved episode of this favorite childhood TV show known for its memorable songs.
What is The Backyardigans?
Hazel experienced great shame when she was made fun of for her lackluster performance in her 5th grade talent show singing this song.
What is The Greatest - Sia?
9-year-old Hazel yelled that a certain 4-year-old should be thrown in jail after he snuck into her room and broke this.
What is every single one of her Lego Friends sets?
(this is probably in the top 3 most angry moments of my life)
(I still do not forgive you, AXEL)
For months while in pre-school, young Hazel insisted on wearing only this type of shoe.
What are rainboots?