"Where are you opioid moms? Why can't I find you?"
Who is Lorraine?
How many dogs does Lorraine have?
What is 2?
What's taken ages with no results?
The hiring process
The process of collecting a baby's height, weight, and head circumference.
What is anthropometrics?
Can read an entire book in a day.
Who is Allie?
"FYI"
Who is Carol?
Ashley's favorite snack.
What is salmon?
ACH's biggest internal hurdle to research.
What is IT security?
The assessment that involves wearing a wet cap.
What is an EEG?
The biggest swiftie.
Who is Alexia?
"Just call the director" (referring to WIC) *in a British accent*
Who is Tracey?
The HBCD investigator from France.
Who is Dr. Andres?
Takes up valuable space on the third floor.
Who is Foundations?
A brain imaging scan.
What is an MRI?
Albus' mom.
Who is Aubrey?
"There's a car on fire on the side of the road!"
Who is Ashley?
Has a dog in the "posh" group at doggie daycare?
Who is Carol?
Carol's biggest enemy.
Oncore
How many questionnaires trigger clinical alerts?
What is 3?
Favorite animal is a sloth.
Who is Lexi?
"Go scienc- WE ARE HUMAN"
Who is Lorraine?
Graduated college while most RAs were in high school.
Who is Anna?
HBCD team members least favorite platform.
What is LORIS issue tracker?
The process of spinning a specimen at a high frequency.
What is centrifugation?
Has had the shortest employment on record.
Who is Bryana?