CHRISTMAS CAROLS
You really are an eel!
What is You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch?
Woodland destruction en masse.
What is chopping down a Christmas Tree?
"Do not be afraid, Mary, you have found favor with God."
Who is The Angel of the Lord
Luke 1:30
As cuddly as a cactus.
Who is The Grinch?
Eggs, dairy, and nutmeg.
What is Eggnog?
Glories stream from heaven afar; Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia.
What is Silent Night?
Sugary construction men, hard at work.
What is building a Gingerbread House?
“Where is the one who has been born king of the Jews?"
Who are The Magi?
Matthew 2:2
"As hard and sharp as flint... secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster."
Who is Ebenezer Scrooge?
Cherries, apricots, candied citrus peel, and nuts.
What is Fruitcake?
I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my heart!
What is Feliz Navidad?
A potentially dangerous, yet colorful outdoor activity.
What is putting lights on the house?
"Blessed are you among women, and blessed is the child you will bear!"
Who is Elizabeth?
Luke 1:42
Well dressed frigid masculine figure.
Who is Frosty The Snowman?
Plain flour, eggs, milk, salt, and cooking fat.
What is Yorksire Pudding?
And all their years to come; Can they know it's Christmas time at all?
What is Do They Know It's Christmas Time?
An uncommon use for flour on December 24th.
What is putting flour on the floor to track Santa?
"His mercy extends to those who fear him, from generation to generation."
Who is Mary?
Luke 1:50
An orthodontically obsessed, non traditional member of society.
Who is Hermy the Elf?
Dried fruits, warming spices, sugar, nuts, distilled spirits, and meat.
What is Mince Pie?
When the snow lay round about; Deep and crisp and even.
What is Good King Wenceslas?
A common cause of cooties this time of year.
What is kissing under the mistletoe?
"A voice is heard in Ramah, weeping and great mourning."
Who is Jeremiah the Prophet?
Jeremiah 31:15
A seasonally depressed, extrospective, klutz.
Who is Charlie Brown?
Dried fruits soaked in liquor, warm spices, fresh breadcrumbs, nuts and candied citrus
What is Figgy Pudding?