Jesus of Naz
How did Jesus make bank?
As a carpenter
WHO'S MISSING RIB ARE WE?
ADAMS
How tall was Jesus?
5'4"-5'7"
Who did Jesus call out from the tomb?
Lazzzz
What's God's favorite number?
7
Where was Jesus born?
Bethlehem
Who wrote the Old Testament?
Moses
Who is Jesus' best friend?
John
But, Peter is a great answer too
Who did Jesus convert?
PAUL (Saul)
Who plays Jesus in "The Chosen"
Johnathan Roomy
What does the wooden plaque say on the top of the cross? (INRI)
Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews
What is the oldest book in the Old Testament?
Job
What day of the week did Jesus die on?
Fri-yay
Who did Jesus meet at the well?
The Semarian Woman
What's a joke Jesus would tell nowsdays?
"I walked on water once. Peter tried to join me… and instantly invented the cannonball."
How did Jesus heal a blind man?
Mud
Who parted the Red Sea?
MY MAN MOSES
How many books are in the Catholic Bible?
73 (if you separate Lamentations from Jeremiah)
Who made it to the tomb of Jesus first, John or Peter?
JOHN
"the other disciple"
Who was a frequent flyer? (aka who spread the gospel the most over the most land)
The apostle Paul traveled over 10,000 miles (on foot, by boat, etc.) to spread the gospel — an ancient version of a travel blogger.
How old was Jesus when he was crucified?
30
How long was Noah's Ark?
The Ark was about 450 feet long — basically a football field and a half!
What's the shortest Bible verse?
John 11:35: "Jesus wept"
What are the gospels in order?
MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, JOHN
Why didn’t Jesus need a GPS?
Because he is the way.