College Life
Pulling an all nighter because you waited until 11:58 to start your paper
What is procrastination?
When he texts wyd at 1:32
What is a red flag?
Saying "no" without giving a 10 minute explanation
What is setting boundaries?
Calls itself the best dorm on campus, but still shares bathroom
What is Centennial Place ?
The skill of introducing yourself, sharing what you do, and leaving a memorable impression
What is networking ?
The one place on campus you say you'll go daily but only visit during finals
What is the library ?
You've been talking for 3 months, texting everyday but he says he's not ready for a relationship
What is a situationship?
Not chasing someone who isn't chasing you
What is self respect?
The app where the posts starts "Im not trying to start no beef" but essentially starts beef and drama .
What is fizz ?
The people at a conference selling products, services, or resources to attendees.
Who are vendors ?
Here you pretend to study but really people watch and scroll.
What is the UC ?
Letting him come consecutively, cooking and constantly spending an night
What is playing house?
Walking into class like you already passed the exam
What is self confidence?
This year marks the founding of the University of Memphis originally called West Tennessee State Normal School
What is 1912?
This type of attire for interviews and networking includes a blazer, blouse, and slacks or skirt, paired with closed-toe shoes, minimal jewelry, neutral colors, and a proper fit to convey confidence and professionalism.
What is business professional attire?
The site where you find out a professor has a "kindness rating of 5 stars" but gives you a pop quiz every class
What is Rate my Professor
The type of relationship where he texts you at 3 am, disappears for days at a time then when you bring it up he wants to argue
Going no contact and standing on it
What is healing ?
Students can join more than this number of student organizations on campus (PAUSE, BSA, NCAAP,)
What is 300+ ?
These amazing people plan the schedule, secure vendors, organize speakers, manage logistics, and make sure every detail—from networking events to business professional attire—is ready so attendees have a smooth, empowering experience
Bonus : What's their names ?
Bonus : Alexus & Trinity
You plan to take detailed notes, but halfway through the lecture, you're scrolling through instagram and pretending to type
He calls it just "hanging out" but shows up with flowers, takes selfies together and posts them and everybody thinks y'all are dating
What is mixed signals ?
Loving yourself whether you're single, dating, or married
What is self worth ?
UofM students record tens of thousands of these every year, showing commitment to the community
What are community service hours ?
The biggest conference of the semester, hosted by PAUSE that invites students, faculty and staff to talk about all things women empowerment !
Bonus: Who is the guest speaker ?
What is the PAUSE Womens's Conference ?
Bonus : Melyssa Ford