Mythbusters
Vaccines
Careers in Health
Name that FMCC Major
Medical Jokes
100

Which sneeze-covering method was the most effective?

A. Hand

B. Elbow

C. Handkerchief

D. No coverage

B. Elbow

100
The first vaccine was developed to combat what disease?

Smallpox

100

Operates on the brain and spine, handles cases of brain aneurysms, and manages pain and movement disorders

Neurosurgeon

100

How many Health Studies majors does PTECH offer?

4

  • Health Information Records Management
  • Health Studies
  • Chemical Abuse Counseling
  • Radiologic Technology
100

Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?

He kept seeing spots.

200

Of the 6 people in the "How a virus spreads so easily" video, how many were contaminated?

5

200

After the infection is gone, what kind of cells are left behind in case the antigen comes back?

Memory cells or Antibodies

200

Specializes in treating the largest organ on the body. Examinations can focus on hair, nails, and mucous membranes

Dermatologist

200

This rigorous program of study provides the student with the essential qualifications for obtaining an Associate’s degree and graduates will be eligible to take the American Registry of Radiologic Technologists exam for certification and New York State licensure. FM’s exam pass rate on first attempt: 98%.

Radiologic Technology

200

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?

He’s all right now!

300

How far did an uncovered sneeze travel?

17 feet

300

What disease was eliminated in the year 2000, only to return in 2014, due to parents not vaccinating their children or vaccinating later that recommended?

Measles

300

Focuses on restoring body movement.  Cares for patients with chronic pain, work/sports related injuries, arthritis, or those recovering from a stroke.

Physical Therapist

300

Every medical facility – from hospitals to a physician’s practice – needs accurate patient and healthcare records. This program emphasizes document preparation, transcription and editing, medical billing and insurance verification, introductory medical coding, report development, office management, and administrative practices.

Health Information Records Management

300

What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?

A URL-ologist.

400

What is the term for a person that is afraid of germs?

Germaphobe

400

What disease has been almost eradicated since its vaccine was introduced in 1955?

Polio

400
Licensed to dispense drugs. Instructs people how to use medicine correctly. Deals with how and why drugs act the way they do and the implications of various drug treatments

Pharmacist

400

Prepares students who intend to pursue entry-level healthcare positions, as well as those current healthcare employees who are looking to upgrade their skills.

Health Studies

400

Why is a doctor always calm?

They have a lot of patients.

500

How fast does the human nose drip?

60mL an hour

500

What year did Edward Jenner administer the first vaccine?

1796

500

Deals with the anatomy, functions, pathology and treatment of the eye

Ophthalmologist

500

program is designed to equip students to enter the workforce as a Chemical Abuse Counselor. Upon completion of the program, students will be issued the Office of Alcoholism and Substance Abuse Services Standardized Certificate of Completion of 350 hours of course work necessary to apply for the Credentialed Alcoholism and Substance Abuse Counselor in New York State.

Chemical Abuse Counseling

500

Why did the robot go to the doctor?

She had a virus!

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