My stomach hurts...
Worst pain of your life that radiates from your back around to the groin.
Fever + Cough + Shortness of breath
What is pneumonia?
You are stressed out. Now you are short of breath and your hands feel tingly.
What is a panic attack?
Hot flashes, night sweats, trouble sleeping, worsening anxiety, heart palpitations...
What is menopause?
An errant dodgeball struck you in the head and it still hurts a day later.
What is a concussion?
Vague abdominal pain that migrates to the right lower quadrant.
What is appendicitis?
Fever + Headache + Confusion
What is meningitis?
Shortness of breath while shoveling snow. Chest also feels a little tight.
What is angina?
Your friend with diabetes starts to feel weak and asks you to give them a Coca Cola (not diet).
What is hypoglycemia?
What is shingles?
Pain in the right upper quadrant after eating a fatty meal.
What is biliary colic?
Fever + Painful urination + Back pain
What is pyelonephritis?
Rash, lip swelling and trouble breathing after a bee sting
What is anapylaxis?
Drinking, peeing, losing weight and smelling fruity...
What is diabetes?
You are out to lunch with a friend when they start slurring their speech. You don't think they had any alcohol to drink. Their face also looks different.
What is stroke (CVA)?
Epigastric abdominal pain that radiates to the back commonly due to gallstones or alcohol.
What is pancreatitis?
Fever + Confusion + Heat Advisory
What is heat stroke?
Leg pain and trouble breathing after a long plane flight
What is pulmonary embolism?
You feast on steak and now your toe is swollen and really painful
What is gout?
"Thunderclap headache" is pathognomonic for this
What is subarachnoid hemorrhage?
Common cause of pain in the left lower quadrant attributed to low-fiber diet.
What is diverticulitis?
Fever + Cancer patient on chemotherapy
What is neutropenic fever?
What is congestive heart failure?
Feel hot, losing hair, feeling anxious, and eyes bulging
What is hyperthyroidism?
Sharp shooting pain to the scalp behind your ear
What is occipital neuralgia?