Heart Jokes
What did the drum say to the stick?
What is my heart beats for you?
What is the force of blood as it pushes against arterial walls called?
What is Blood Pressure?
A naturally occurring, waxy, fat-like substance required for the body to function normally.
What is Cholesterol?
Your body needs some cholesterol to make hormones, vitamin D, and digestive fluids. Cholesterol also helps your organs function properly.
The #1 killer in the US of both men and women of all ages.
What is Heart Disease?
Things to do to reduce high blood pressure
What is reduce salt intake, exercise, eat more fruits & veggies, avoid/reduce alcohol and tabacco and avoid/reduce saturated and trans fats.
What is the most loving vegetable?
What is an artichoke, as it has a heart?
What heart condition is called the "silent killer"
What is Hypertension or High Blood Pressure?
A sudden drop in blood pressure when standing from a seated position or after laying down.
What is Orthostatic Hypotension
How often does someone die in the US from cardiovascular disease?
What is every 34 seconds?
What is the optimal BMI (Body Mass Index) for a healthy heart?
What is 25?
Body Mass Index (BMI) is a numerical value of your weight in relation to your height. It can help you know whether you’re at a healthy weight or need to lose weight.
What is the heart's favorite shade of red?
What is beat red?
What are some side effects associated with High Blood Pressure?
What is Coronary Artery Disease, Heart failure, Stroke, Kidney failure?
How much blood does the average heart pump in a day?
What is 2000 gallons?
How often to people with sleep apnea stop breathing in one night
What is hundreds of times a night?
This repeated fragmented sleep is a great danger to your long-term health.
What are the guidelines for weekly exercise?
What is 2.5 hours of moderate intensity exercise per week or 1.25 hours of vigorous intensity exercise per week?
People with low fitness levels have double the risk of heart disease.
Why did the pig have a heart attack?
What is it had too much bacon?
What is nearly half? (most people do not know they have it, with onset starting as early as 20s)
What is the length of your blood vessels?
60,000 miles
Approximately 1/3 of American adults are affected by this
What is High Blood Pressure
Recommended alcohol intake for men and women?
What is up to 2 per day for men, up to 1 per day for women?
What happened to the bear with heart problems?
What is it had a Kodiak arrest?
What are the two types of blood pressure numbers, and what do they mean?
What are systolic blood pressure and diastolic blood pressure?
1st # - systolic -- how much pressure your blood is exerting against your artery walls when the heart beats.
2nd # - Diastolic -- how much pressure your blood is exerting against your artery walls when the heart is resting.
Why is arteries, veins, and capillaries
This type of fat in the diet can raise LDL levels in your diet.
What is Saturated Fat?
What is the recommended daily intake of sodium?
What is Less than 1500 mg per day?