Dad Jokes
What time did the man go to the dentist?
what is... "tooth-hurty"
refers to their young as a Cub
"What is..." Fox, bear, lion, tiger, shark
the snack that left a tattoo on your tongue
what is ... fruit roll up
how many diapers does a newborn go through in a day (on average)?
What is 10-12
responsible for creating the first moving assembly line
who is "henry ford"
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
what is... "they would crack each other up"
refers to their baby as a Calf
"What is..." Cow, antelope, elephant, hippo, rhino, whale
character from “Friends” who was famous for attempting to seduce women by saying, “How are you doing?”
who is... "joey"
how many hours does a newborn sleep in a day?
what is 14-17 hours?
type of weapon with the brand name of Henry
what is "henry rifles"
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
what is... "Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
refers to their baby as a pup
"What is..." Dog, fox, rat, seal
collectible plush toys from Ty Inc.
what are "beanie babies"
how many inches newborns can see in front of their faces
what is 8in to 12in
who is "Anne boleyn"
Did you get a haircut?
what is... no I got them ALL cut
refers to their baby as a Foal
"What is..." Zebra, horse, donkey
the digital pet you could hold in one hand
what is .... tamagotchi
the sense newborns develop first
what is smell
female version of the name henry
what is "Henrietta"
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
what is ... "ten- tickles"
refers to their baby as a Kit
"What is..." Beaver, rabbit, fox
fad toy that was feared to be a tool for foreign spies
what is "furby"
on average, the amount of days until umbilical cord falls off
what is 10-14 days
manfred mann is the name of a band from where
what is "england"