Happy Halloween
BOO, these dead apparitions are transparent, haunt Japanese people, and get busted more often than not.
What are ghosts
8 legs, sometimes fanged, sometimes hairy, these web weavers have way too many eyes.
What are spiders
Tall, dark, brooding, this Lord was the fist of the empire and had a strong aversion to sand.
Greens, lean, and lima beans is all I want to eat
What is being a vegetarian
PEEETTAAAHHH! CHRIS! MEG! STEWIE!
Who is Louis Griffin
Smashed, seedless, or hallowed out, these orange gourds are the primary mascot of our glorious holiday.
What are pumpkins
These bugs will one day take over the earth, nasty little things that never seem to die
What are cockroaches
Willem Defoe's alter ego, this millionaire flys around on a pumpkin glider and talks to himself. So normal millionaire behavior.
Who is the green goblin
What is veganism
Who is Jada Smith
DING DONG DITCH, jk awe don't you kids look so adorable. What are you supposed to be? A young Jeff Epstein?
What is trick or treating
"hundred leg hunters" with enough poison to kill small birds
This super sauve murderer, who is believed to have killed over 100 people, got the Zac Efron treatment in the Netflix biopic. Kinda hot - Jordan
Who is Ted Bundy
*deep Seth voice* FRICK VEGETABLES, I <3 THE LIVER KING, BE A MAN
What is carnivore
Who is Marge Simpson
Unlucky, gods of the egyptians, animals of darkness. If they cross your path better start praying.
What are black cats
These honey bee genocide bringing bugs have mandibles that can cut through beetles.
What are hornets
Who is Bill Cosby
Cycling between eating and not, this is barely a diet and more just having self control
What is intermittent fasting
Stretchy and thick, this mom will do whatever incredible action it takes to keep her kids safe
Who is Elastigirl
What are haunted houses
These solemn bugs are feminists, with the females eating the males after procreation. Kinda hot - Justin Yu
What are praying mantises
With his own private island and planes, this philanthropist definitely died on his own in his isolated cell...
Who is Jeff Epstein
Cavemen ate mammoth meat and poisonous berries, yet this diet says to eat seeds and fish?
What is the paleo diet
This mother was chosen by the Lord Himself and never even had to do the nasty.
Who is Mary the Mother of Jesus