jokes
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn’t put it down
What is helium?
A chemical element
It’s hard to find a balloon…
…With no strings attached
How much is a helium tank from walmart?
25$
What number is helium on the periodic table?
2
Why are chemist great at solving problems?
They have all the solutions
How much is a helium tank from hobby lobby?
50$
What is heliums boiling point?
What can helium bond with?
Nothing.
How often should you tell a chemistry joke?
Periodically
When was helium discovered?
1868
Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman says “sorry we don’t serve noble gases here” how does helium react?
It doesn’t react.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
HeHe
What’s the atomic mass?
4.003
I was gonna tell you a joke about balloons….
…But it got away from me