The Bits
A variation of this is typically stated whenever we are being loud in public
to the loud girls screaming and banging tables in the little back room in j2. stfu. ur weird. and annoying. and disturbing my dinner.
This Jackson School of Geosciences affiliated building has been infamously desecrated by Jake's DNA
The EPS
This person's dorm is where you might find a lesbian eating food
Megan
The name of this arguably worse Chem 301 professor
Shabbir
Colin's chemistry grades are generally lacking because of this unofficial sport
Jake's fat Chinese roommate is referred to as this
Jakeuh
The age of Jake Allen
19
This person's dorm is festive for the holidays...of June and December
Emmaline
This equation is used to find the value for heat
q=mC△T
The name of the GroupMe we all spam way too much
Sugar, Spice, and Everything Gneiss!
A romantic, love/hate, concerningly physically intimate relationship is shared between these two friend group members
Jake had a delicious food item from this establishment after becoming a free man
(Bonus 100 points for what food item it was)
Chickfila milkshake
We aren't allowed to go into this person's dorm because of tissues piled up on one of the beds
Jake
The professor who would participate in a put a finger down challenge at the Sanger Learning Center
Jay Whitehead
Two members share this city as their hometown
Houston
When something particularly vulgar is said, this follows
Put a finger down if you love [insert vulgar act]
This seat at the UTC to never be sat in again belongs to whom?
Abram
This person's dorm typically houses illegal substances
This second semester GEO class is Jake Allen's personal wet dream in a course
Life Through Time
Abram plays this pequeño instrumento at his mariachi performances
Vihuela
When something comes up as a concern, the calc gooners respond with this
We need to get on this
Jake was arrested on this day of the week, thankfully
Thursday
This person's dorm houses a hell of a lot of hats on the wall
Abram
What is the △H of formation for Oxygen in its standard state?
0 kj/mol
Emmaline's dad said "Farewell!" as a result of this happening
Car Crash