What gets wet while it's drying?
A towel
How many months of the year have 28 days?
All of them!
What letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The "C"
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock
What word is spelled wrong in every dictionary?
Wrong.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
A ton.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you die. What is it?
Nothing.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?
Footsteps.
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole.
What belongs to you, but is used more by others?
Your name.
What has a head and tail but no body?
A coin.
A one floor building has more stories than a 100 floor building. What building is this?
A library.
What has lots of hearts but doesn't breath?
A deck of cards
What has lots of keys but can't open a single lock?
A piano.
Isabel's mother has two daughters. One is named Janet. What is the other daughter's name?
Isabel
You see me once in June, twice in November, but not once in May. What am I?
the letter "E"
A girl falls out the window of a 10 story building, but only gets a few cuts. How is this possible?
She fell out of the window on the bottom floor.
I'm tall when I'm young, and short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle
The red house is red. The blue house is blue. The yellow house is yellow. What color is the green house?
Clear.
What has a body but no legs, arms but no hands, a neck but no head?
A shirt
You buy us to eat, but yet, don't eat us. What are we?
A fork, knife, spoon and plate.
What has many words, but one letter?
A envelope.
A barrel of water holds 100 pounds. What do you put in it to hold nothing?
A hole
What word has five letters but when two are taken away, has only one?
stone
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He goes right past a police officer, but the police officer just waves and says hello. How is this possible?